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[Chorus]
You knew, you knew, (you knew, you knew we'd have) you knew, you knew (ha-ha-ha), you knew, you knew, you knew, you knew (you knew, you knew, ha-ha-ha, that we'd hafta come)
We'd hafta come'r
Blue-hoo; plead after summer
[x5]
You knew
[Verse]
När något dåligt händer använder jag inte tiden för att gnälla
För ibland gillar jag att vara i varmt vatten
Kom ihåg att det är skönt att känna sig varm och besvärad
Det senaste Steam Summer Sale-spelet du fick henne var GMOD
[Chorus]
You knew, you knew, (you knew, you knew we'd have) you knew, you knew (ha-ha-ha), you knew, you knew, you knew, you knew
(GET WET!!!)
(You knew, you knew, ha-ha-ha, that we'd hafta come)
We'd hafta come'r
Blue-hoo; plead after summer
You knew, you knew, (you knew, you knew we'd have) you knew, you knew (ha-ha-ha), you knew, you knew, you knew, you knew (you knew, you knew, ha-ha-ha, that we'd hafta come)
We'd hafta come'r
Blue-hoo; plead after summer
[x4]
You knew
[Outro]
Alright. Okay. See you around-
Alright, bye (Bye)
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[Bridge]
Es un Aquatic-Calypso que tenemos aquí, por lo que debes tapar los oídos de tus hijos
[Interlude]
Adios
Goodbye
[Outro]
Campers
I'm your Uncle Ernie
And I welcome you to Howie's Aquarium!
The camp with the difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Howie's (Hey)
The holiday's forever
(AAAAAADIOOOOOOS!!!)
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[Intro]
Check 'em out
[Verse 1]
Well, can't be with the one you love? Then love the one you're with
Spliff in the ashtray, red stripe, I pull the lid
Her touch tickles, especially when she's gentle
But I don't hear her words, 'cause I slide the instrumental
Keep the girl in the distance, moves are very hazy
No sunshine in my life; the way I deal is shady
Skip hip data to get the antimatter
Blue lines are the reason why the temple had to shatter
To the sound of silence surrounded by the mass
Her face is on the paper, not the strangers that I pass
The ones are looking back to see if they are looking back at me
Are you predator or do you fear me?
Yeah, while I'm doing this, I know
The place I really wanna go’s
The one I love but never gets near me
It's a beautiful day, well, it seems as such
Beautiful thoughts means I dream too much
Even if I told you, you still would not know me
VARAWK-C never does, Howie mostly gets lonely
Howie lives in this existence, just being
American upbringing, background still ‘merican
It's the way that we 'bility, sharing a soliloquy
We cut the broken thread from flexibility
Mi chiamo Howie si sono VARAWK-C
No sunshine in my life, 'cause the way I deal is hazy
And everyday's a daisy cause I'm on my toes
While contemporaries of mine remaining comatose
[Bridge]
Uh, yeah, fhch
YEAH!!!
Ha, aaaoooh
[Verse 2]
There's a looking glass she's looking through
She hated me, but then she loved me too
I'd lie, not try, so I lost faith
Then turn to her to keep the faith (uh-huh)
She told me take an occupation or you lose your mind
And on a nine to five lemon, looking for the lime
Box clever, watch your system come together
Crazy weather at the end of my tether (Gotta do it)
VARAWK-C in the area, murderer
Attack inna the area, murderer
Some go softly, softly 'round the habitat
Ratchet in the right hand, they got no one to stab it at
Take a walk, Willys, don't be a hero
Effort's on minimal though almost touch zero
Excommunicated from the brotherhood of man
To wander lonely as a puzzled anagram
Yeah
[Verse 3]
Car paint blue, green, primer, and zinc
Take it to extremities my purple and pink
I feel the colours fill my room beneath the patter of the rain
I can't stand the drops that dribble down my windowpane
They wash away my shadow and don't even leave a mark upon my soul
They leave the rainbows in the dark
The blues get big, VARAWK-C’s even larger
Save 'nuff space into the Tricky TARDIS
We'd trawl what I saw from down in Darren's hall
People laying their claim, in stormy weather, it's rain
But you're living on a see-saw
I try to see more
Somebody died did he? Nobody
Walking on sunshine, here comes the water
The son of many reasons searching for the daughter
Seeking knowledge, not acknowledging the jetset
Silver papers of the sound within my Knox Gear headset
The solar system watches in wisdom (And here comes the icepick in the forehead)
The children dance as the moonlight kissed them
To VARAWK-C, Matt Wills appear, wearing beads
Two hours traveling, so I wrote this on repeat
Always living fast, people getting jumpy
Where on gruggy falls I just do the Walter Crumpy
Microphones held close, crouching far apart
Take my piece of mind and sign my name across your heart
[Outro]
Step 420
"Fear not death. Accept it; live life."
From the ego's opinions, come its considerations and needs
From its considerations and needs, come all the contradictions of life
Because it has considerations and needs, the ego can be contradicted
Contradictions create anguish and emotional upset
Perhaps by now you've had a chance to read the booklet that comes with this program, "Weight Loss For The Mind"
In that booklet, I'll discuss how you can, by changing your expectancy
Having less opinions, and working on your emotions and desires
You can eliminate 90% of all the anguish in your life
Of course, the central anguish we all have to eliminate, is the fe-
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[Bridge]
Les asperges
Le maïs
Pour ce savoir
AAAAAA!!!
AAAAAA!!!
AAAAAA!!!
Wowza, what a lousy band, man
Yo, calm the waters! Whether it's high or hell
[Verse 1]
It’s time to lounge out
My name is Howard, I’ll be your waiter
For this evening bout
Beautiful people, I’ll serve you
Just not in that way yet
I’ll be a little more than 17 in a lot less than 7,000 hours
Your therapy animal shelters you from wailin’ (Hey, cut it out! I'm trying to comb my hair)
The time looks of your wet pet, not in their habitat finding seaters, and this is the first time I’ve had to meet ‘er
Don’t feel so alien
I’ll take you to our liters
[Refrain]
(Hey, I'm trying to concentrate)
(How was your world tour?)
(Hey, watch it)
[Verse 2]
Harry S, this is a song really sung one listens to
When one’s at a restaurant with fishes
Is your emotion thirst? Do you, Harry, Parch?
Take lubrication from my girl into domination, our thing fell apart in March, it's hairy
Now I'll record a slam poetry video using fish-eye lens
And I’ll fishhook you if you sue
It's called jiu jitsu, how do I get this through to you?
You say, “I was hurt, by *sniff* someone I never knew
Before we were in the clear, and now his belt is blue”
If you wanna have dinner and not hear about a rash guard
I wanna be the winner, so leave before you get sparred
Callin' myself an avant-garde R&B artist and I be one
I wanna be startin’ something other than a penis
[Refrain]
(Hey, you hit me)
(Watch it, I'm trying to work)
(Are you trying to get my attention with that?)
[Verse 3]
I’m such an awesome swimmer
It's sort of acrobatic
You think I’m exaggerating
Hell no, this ain’t being overdramatic
The way I create what I say is used with mathematics
It all culminates into something you can listen to while you’re in aquatics
At last, we’ve made it past all of the dickheads and hysteria
And now we’re at an actual awesome azure aquatic area
Please don’t be alarmed if I start to stare at ya
It’s because I’m vegetarian
And I heard somebody say that if you eat this specific food
You should practice using your eyes a lot
It’s carrots, uh
[Refrain]
(Hey, you knocked over my beer)
(Hey, those urinals aren't gonna clean themselves)
(You're going to clean that up, young man)
(Necesitas irte)
[Bridge]
AAAAAA!!!
Amphitritefuckin’ whoops!
Did I just do that?
Did I just say that?
You want me to leave? AHAHAHAH. No
Ok, fine, play me off, you lousy house band
A member who look so frugal
Turn out to be too brutal, damn
[Outro]
WIPEOUT!
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[Verse 1]
The water is rising in this pharmacy’s parking lot and I don’t know why
People to the power bring it, they ain’t cowards; they doesn’t cry
There ain’t a sewage problem, pinch me if it’s how it looks
It don’t contain no clowns, such from all those films and books
Now I wanna bring up, y’know nothin’ ‘bout me
How I rose out of the ground from my family tree
Though I care for my roots, never would become a lonely folk who infinitely jests
And that means that I care for my little sis
[Chorus]
(Rain)
(I don’t mind)
(Rain)
The act of painting has interested me more than looking upon the work of others, and that is why I have not yet made it to my optometry appointment
(I don’t mind)
[Verse 2]
Here Luza, this is water and where it leads
Please don’t be disappointed I forgot your ‘ointment at the pharmacy
Ostentatiousness aside, I intend to illuminate your eyes
With the guise of it being no surprise
Place down your goodbyes to stay alive
Unless of course you decline to be bribed by this world’s tribe
Uncongenial, we’re splitting apart akin to amino acids
Now remember this is conjecture; I just really care for mitosis
[Chorus]
(Shine)
(The weather’s fine)
(Shine)
The act of painting has interested me more than looking upon the work of others, and that is why I have not yet made it to my optometry appointment
(The weather’s fine)
[Guitar Solo]
Sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI
(Rain)
NiaR
(Rain)
NiaR, enihsnuS
[Chorus]
(Rain)
The capital-T Truth is about life before death
(I don’t mind)
It is about the real value of a real education
(I will fucking gut you)
Which has
(Shine)
Almost nothing to do with knowledge and everything to do with simple awareness
(The weather’s fine)
Awareness of what is so real and essential
(Shine)
So hidden in plain sight all around us, all the time that we have to keep reminding ourselves
(The weather’s fine)
Over and over:
“This is water”
(Rain)
“This is water”
It is unimaginably hard to do this
(I don’t mind)
[Outro]
To stay conscious and alive
In the adult world day in and day out
Which means yet another grand cliché turns out to be true: your education really is the job of a lifetime
And it commences: now
I wish you way more than luck
AAAAAA!!!
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[Intro]
Silence, here I am
Here I am
Bleagh
Ahhh, oh, ah-ah Gawd, oh
Get yourself together
[Chorus]
(I’ve wasted my life, I’ve wasted my life)
Hey
The way
That you say
It’s all okay
For one to behave
With actions you portray
Makes one feel stuck in a play
You should care how one spends their day
Sekam eno leef kcuts ni a yalp
Uoy dluohs erac woh eno sdneps rihet yad
[Verse 1]
(Mother)
(Mother)
Htiw snoitca (Mother)
Uoy yartrop (Mother)
[Bridge]
Overdo it and have a fit
Aaaaaa
Come on over and shoot the-
Aaaaaa
Love you so much it makes me sick
Aaaaaa
[Chorus]
Eht yaw
Taht uoy yas
[Verse 2]
Rof eno ot evaheb
(Mother)
(No más)
Htiw snoitca uoy (No más)
Yartrop (Mamá)
Hey
(Death)
[Chorus]
The way
That you say
It’s all okay
For one to behave
With actions you portray
[Verse 3]
(Come on over and do the twist)
Makes one (Aaaaaa)
Feel stuck (Overdo it and have a fit)
In a play
You should (Come on over and shoot the-)
(Aaaaaa)
Care how one spends their day (Love you so much it makes me sick)
(Aaaaaa)
[Chorus]
Hey
Hey
Hey
Ohh
Hey
Hey
[Outro]
AAAAAA!!!
AaAAaa…
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[Intro]
There is a barrier
There is a barrier
[Verse 1]
Yes folks, it’s true, you heard it correctly
Someone by the bi side sucked me off in my own beddy
And, to possess the ability of making one wet
He is now here, listen and you’ll never forget
Welcome newcomers, this is Howie the Weak-Ass Youngling Infantile Child
Spitting waveforms into your ear holes
And I’m basic’lly tryna ask ya to let loose and smile
I’m a striver to make one decipher if How’s high or low brow
Me swapping saliva with a partner in our fresh mouths
I be makin’ y’all wet through my aquatic powers
This ain’t just a Blue Monday, we feel each other
Through each of the 7 days a week and all 24 hours
I’m comin’ atcha like Cleopatra, obey
I command you this action, so listen to me ok?
Move, dance, groove, and clap your buttcheeks right back atcha, baby boy
And I know they be soft as that pink bitch, Kirby
Using inhalation, demonstratin’ salvation of no more salivatin’
Drinking water, so pure, akin to receiving a gift to have
Almost comparable to grabbin’ a piece of that ass, aye!
Howeva, listen, How don’t play ‘round wit no games or no toys
Actin’ lewd wit da beauties, but they’re all part of those ornery hoe who’s a thorny rose ploys
No, I just like my synthesizers
I dance in intelligent arcade games I win intelligent prizes (We in an Arcade? Fire)
Fell overboard, do tricks for me so I’m not bored, Rover
Body still in tact, shawty nutso phat, I don’t have a license but I drove her
You receive my great delivery, but think it’s fecal
Matters not, you spend too much time at ‘Murican Eagle, uh
It’s destroying your worldview, you don’t know what is what
“Tommy? The Who? That came out in what, ’72? Psh, yeah I heard that”
…jawn, don’t pretend like you’ve heard man scat!
And what’s worse, you unkind brat
Before you performed your sentence, you rehearsed that!
(Shkibidibee zha da boong di ding di ding, ji ding ding
ding ja ding bun dubadiba da ding ding ji ding, ba
dubadiba, ba lalalalalalalup)
(Scat-autotune)
(Bibadiba touya dada touya
dadodi da dider-dider-dider-dider-dider-dider-dider-
dider-dider-di)
(That’s a new genre, yo)
(Popeadooba dopa dooba dopa dooba dopa
dooba da, HEEEEIIIIEAY!)
(Ba ba ba-ba!)
Let’s reverse and go back
Keith Moon, who are you?
“Oh my word, I feel tight, can you unhook my bra and scratch my-“
Ya mind’s getting demented, fragmented
While mine’s elemental and non-bendable
No refunds for I give fun for free, I know, gh!
And you believed yourself to be so coy
So to help you without Heimlich, here’s a cleansing refresher of my story
This music shit really ain’t all that serious
Trust me, it’s been light time (which is how you should feel) since I’ve even felt that experience
Moreover I remember me thinkin’ and generally speakin’ ‘bout music being gay, periodt
However, further down the line, I ‘came in waves more than a bicurious
You are now listening to How the WAY-I-C
I’m being serviced while serving up fresh rhymes wit style
I’m spitting, I’ve got a solid form
Goodboye
Also, fuck you Jack Dorsey
[Beat Switch]
[Verse 2]
You think ‘cuz you’re nerdy
Learnin’ and turnin’ Japanese
You can catch some swimmin’ birdies?
Bitch please!
Southern blow knocks his faux Japanese ass off
Embrace your American heritage
Don’t be blue or embarrassed
Show off your red and white tank tops
With the matching swim trunks, like Hasslehoff
And I have to scoff at how you pass the offer off
Like it’s not enough
You think that’s not tough enough? You’re a little too rough
And you want nobody to touch your stuff
Like a woman, or a man, or anyone else you’re into
I can be one
I suppose it’s not often you get a proposition
In which you give up being like a boss
And instead have intercourse with a Caucasian in missionary position
You already know we havin’ hot sex with wet socks on
Because it’s business time, baby
Was I wrong?
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Howie, “The Weak-Ass Youngling Infantile Child”, is placed in an ocean of aquatic areas, which are occasionally actually awesome.
He gets saved from a burning building by firefighters’ hoses.
Journeys to the bottom of a swimming pool.
Becomes enlighghtened(sic) while drowning in a car crash during a rainstorm.
Waits at a seafood restaurant before getting kicked out.
Stops inside the pharmacy to get his little sister her ‘ointment so they can further escape by car from an impending flood.
Suffers from liquid intoxication.
And experiences lubricity in his aquarium.
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Join him as his steamy-AAAAAA body of work streams you along to at long last chill-out, in...
"An Actual Awesome Azure Aquatic Area!!!"
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